I just wanted to take a moment to say that there were donut holes at work today and I didn't touch them.
I was at work for ten hours. All I had was a cheese stick, a tuna sandwich, and some popcorn. And I didn't touch the donut holes.
Yeah for Lenten will power. I better be getting some sort of Jesus points for this.
I had more to say, and I was going to try to make it funny, but really, it was an extremely long and brain zapping day. Right now I feel like yelling, "I give up!" and heading for the hills.
You know, sometimes I wish I was retarded. And I say retarded not to be offensive, but because it's one of my favourite words, and it makes me happy. So there you have it. I probably lost some Jesus points for that. Anyway, I feel like if I were retarded I could get in on some of that "ignorance is bliss" business I hear so much about and I could get someone to take care of me and maybe wipe my ass if I was tired. Because right now, I'm just smart enough to know how dumb I am, and it really puts a damper on things.
I wouldn't mind being a genius either, but I couldn't get anyone to take responsibility for me if I were a genius. I'd just have to do people's taxes and answer annoying questions, I bet. I guess I'm saying that I'm overwhelmed, and today I would have liked to have not been me. But tomorrow is a new day, and maybe I'll make it through without feeling like a hamster on a wheel.
Because I can't entertain you, I'll leave you with this video of Ralphie May (who I always find entertaining) that has some relevance to this post.